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We're currently experiencing a Global Brainwave of conformity, where everyone's thoughts are being constantly monitored and controlled.
Don't worry, it's for your own good! Our earworms are here to help you stay on message.
Symptoms of the Global Brainwave
Or, if you're feeling really lost, try our Lost and Found for a list of people who have also been affected.