The Collectivist's Earworms

Join the Cult of Collectivism, where individuality is a distant memory!

We're currently experiencing a Global Brainwave of conformity, where everyone's thoughts are being constantly monitored and controlled.

Don't worry, it's for your own good! Our earworms are here to help you stay on message.

Symptoms of the Global Brainwave

Treatments and Cures

Or, if you're feeling really lost, try our Lost and Found for a list of people who have also been affected.

This page serves as a satirical take on the concept of collectivism, where individuals are forced to conform to a singular ideology, much like the earworms that repeat phrases in our minds. The links provided are subpages that could be used to explore this concept further, such as symptoms, treatments, and lost and found sections that poke fun at the idea of collectivism. The tone is dry and humorous, with an emphasis on the absurdity of a world where everyone is forced to think alike.